HALOED FLAVOR. HELLISH FUN.
Less than 0.5% Alcohol By Volume
More Than 100% ATTITUDE BY VOLUME
Presumed Innocent
West Coast Style IPA
Let people assume you’re trying to be good by drinking an N.A. beer, while instead, you brazenly cross the line to indulge without consequence. Presumed Innocent combines the sticky malt backbone and abundant hop character of the most renowned high-octane IPAs, just without the alcohol. A heavy hand of cascade, centennial, and simcoe hops punch with classic notes of zested citrus, fresh pine, and tropical fruit.
So go ahead, let people think you’re innocent. But after one sip of the pure, sinfully indulgent IPA flavor, your wicked smile will give you away every time.
Tasting Notes:
Zested Grapefruit . Resinous Pine . Soft Apricot . Stone Fruit
Drinking Notes:
Rooftops with trendy fashionistas
Beach bonfires with sensitive guitar players
Poolside with a large friend named “Skinny” doing cannonballs
Boujee Bliss
Belgian-Style Wheat
Too often, N.A. beers are considered inferior in taste. Not Boujee Bliss. Break out the good crystal for this uncompromising Belgian-Style Wit. Subtle floral citrus hop notes are reinforced with a signature kiss of orange peel, with soft wheat notes providing an effervescent, pillowy feel on your palate.
The entire ensemble is so damn refined, you’ll want to check your privilege between each sip just to be safe.
Tasting Notes:
Orange Zest . Coriander . Floral Hops . Fresh Bread
Drinking Notes:
Crushing a plate of fish tacos
Après ski and après sunburned nose
Jumping off the end of a doc for the photo op
No Clucks Given
Vanilla Porter
If you’re anything like us, you’re tired of making excuses for drinking an N.A. beer. Well, you certainly won’t have to with No Clucks Given. Our Rooster has some serious clucking attitude, and he doesn’t have time for weak flavor and even weaker judgments. This big, bold vanilla porter owes its deep color and rich notes of chocolate, coffee, and caramel to a carefully selected blend of malts, combined with cold-extracted Madagascar Bourbon vanilla to fortify its silky, full-body flavor.
Never give a cluck, and never apologize for your choice of drink again!
Tasting Notes:
Rich Chocolate . Coffee Roast . Vanilla . Silky Mouthfeel
Drinking Notes:
Fireside with pretty people in ugly sweaters
Black tie parties where you call everyone “Chief”
Dashing through the snow on a one-horse open sleigh
